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Are you ready, kids?

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KIDS:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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I can't hear you.

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[louder]:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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♪ Oh... ♪

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish... ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

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♪ Ready?
SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

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[laughs heartily]

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[plays airy tune]

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[whistling]

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BOTH:
It's here!

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Behold, Patrick!

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The official
Goofy Goober back scratcher!

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And it only cost me 52 box tops.

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Whoa.

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Ooh. Mm-hmm.

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Oh...

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Oh!

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Whoo!

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Oh, yeah, that's it.

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Let me try!

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Ahh...

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Uh... Patrick,

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that's not the back scratcher.

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That's my arm.

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Oh. Sorry.

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You know, we shouldn't
keep this all to ourselves.

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We should let
Squidward try it out.

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Yeah!
Onward...

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...to Squidward's house!

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SQUIDWARD:
Go away!

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To Sandy's house!

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Hey, Sandy, you gotta see this.

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Sandy?

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What's going on here?

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Sandy, are you okay?

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[shuddering, sputtering]

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What's wrong, Sandy?

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They're coming!
They're coming!

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The chimps
are coming?
Who?

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My bosses!

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They're coming
for an inspection!

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I've worked day and night
for a week,

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but none of my inventions
are any good.

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If I don't have
a real impressive

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invention by this afternoon,

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they'll cut my funding,

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and I'll have to leave
Bikini Bottom.

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Oh, come on, Sandy.

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I'll bet you invented
lots of useful things.

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This helmet looks impressive.

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What's it do?

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It lets you talk to nuts.
What use is that?

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SpongeBob to Peanut.
Come in, Peanut.

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[shortwave radio beeping]

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What's it saying?

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It says...
"It's dark in here."

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Got anything else, Sandy?

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There's my nuttachino machine.

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It makes a nice hot, frothy
cup of any nut you choose.

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[grinding, shrieking]

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And lastly, my fully
automated nutcracker.

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[beeping]

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[beeping]

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Oh! I can't even make
a simple nutcracker.

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So, it's got a few bugs.

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Patrick and I'll
help you fix it.

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Right, Patrick?

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Patrick?

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[ecstatic moaning]

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Everything'll be fine.

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Oh, it's no use, SpongeBob.

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I just have to face facts.

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I'll be leaving
Bikini Bottom because...

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I'm a failure.

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We can't let
Sandy leave, Patrick.

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What'll we do?

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They're looking
for an invention, right?

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Right.

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So let's start inventing!

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Yeah!

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It's time to get
serious, Patrick.

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Right!

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[crashing]

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I made an invention!

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It's a stick that you
can draw or write stuff with.

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That's a pencil, Patrick.

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It's already been invented.

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[crashing]

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Ooh! Ooh!
This is a good one.

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It's a glass ball
that lights up,

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so you can see in the dark.

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Light bulb, already invented.

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[grunting]
[crashing]

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SpongeBob.
I know this one will work.

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I've invented
a parallel universe.

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That's a mirror, Patrick.

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It's already been invented.

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[groans]

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Somebody keeps
stealing my ideas.

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[strange accent]:
Well, I thought it
was a pretty good idea.

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[grunts]

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Ohh... I give up.

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I'll never invent anything.

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[acoustic guitar plays]

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♪ So long, Bikini Bottom ♪

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♪ I can't leave without
a good-bye ♪

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♪ But please don't think
bad of me ♪

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♪ If'n I start to cry ♪

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♪ So long, Bikini Bottom ♪

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♪ There's so many
things I'll miss ♪

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♪ From your smoggy,
crowded city ♪

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♪ To your stingin' jellyfish ♪

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♪ This town is filled
with many things ♪

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♪ That I've come to love ♪

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♪ From the birds that fly
upon the ground ♪

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♪ To the flowers up above ♪

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♪ Farewell, Bikini Bottom ♪

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♪ Now, I really hate to go ♪

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♪ 'Cause the things I'll miss
the most of all ♪

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♪ Are the friends
I've come to know. ♪

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[both bawling]

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I'm ashamed of myself, Patrick.

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I gave up too quickly.

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We'll build Sandy's bosses
an invention so amazing,

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they'll give Sandy
funding forever.

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[electrical zapping]

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[small explosion]

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[sloshing]

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[laughing]

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We've done it, Patrick!

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We created
the greatest invention

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the world has ever seen!

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Patrick, they're here!

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Who?
Sandy's bosses.

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The reason we spent
all afternoon inventing.

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I have no idea
what you're talking about.

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Good day, gentlemen.

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Allow me to introduce ourselves.

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I am Professor Percy.

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This is Dr. Marmalade.

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At your service.

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And this is Lord Reginald.

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Charmed.

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You guys talk funny.

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Say more words!

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We are the board of directors

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of Tree Dome
Enterprises Limited,

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and we are here to ascertain

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if Miss Cheek's inventions
are up to snuff.

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Why, everyone in town
has benefited

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from Sandy's scientific
knowledge.

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Before Sandy showed up,
I used to be a scrawny weakling.

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And I used to be dumb.

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[goofy laughter]

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Quite.

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And whom do I have
the pleasure of addressing?

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My name is SpongeBob.

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And I am Professor Patrick.

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Professor?

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Doctor Professor Patrick.

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Don't mind him.
You know how interns are.

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Where is Miss Cheeks?

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She should be back any moment.

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I thought she ran away

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because she couldn't
invent anything.

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Patrick.

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That's Mr. Doctor Professor
Patrick to you!

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Don't you think it's time
to show them Sandy's invention,

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Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick?

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Good idea.

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Well?

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Hey, you'rethe unpaid intern.

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You do the work.

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Gentlemen, I can say
without exaggeration,

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that this is the most
important invention

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in the history of the universe.

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I give you...

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the Automatic Back Scratcher,

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Hair Comber, Nose Picker
and Ukulele Tuner 9000!

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This is where our
research money went?

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Uh-huh. Isn't it great?

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An automatic
back-scratcher, hair-combing

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nose-picking ukulele tuner.

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Yes, well, I've heard
thatclaim before.

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Yes. How do we know
this contraption works?

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Let's see a demonstration.

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Step right up.

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You look like you've
been neglecting

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your personal hygiene.

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Me?

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Are you sure this is safe?

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As sure as I'm
a doctor professor.

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Patrick, don't you think
we should test it?

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Okay.

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[rumbling]

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That's not exactly
what I had in mind.

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Lord Reginald,
are you all right?

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Oh, I say.

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This is splendid.

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Oh, absolutely splendid.

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What's this? Oh, marvelous.

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This machine has evacuated
my nostrils

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of unwanted residue
in a manner most pleasant.

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Good work, Mr. Doctor
Professor Patrick.

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Thank you, lowly assistant.

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Oh, I say, now it's feeding me
delicious pudding.

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Pudding, I don't remember
that part of the invention.

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And now it's tuning my ukulele.

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[sour note]

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[machine crashing]

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Ouch! Ooh!

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I say, was that necessary?

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You, sir, are impertinent.

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Oh, dear.

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[agonized shrieks]

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Lord Reginald,
are you all right?

228
00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:02,629
[shrieks, explosions]

229
00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:05,109
I'm sorry, was that a yes?

230
00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:07,131
Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick,
what is the meaning of this?

231
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It's okay.

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The horrible screaming

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means that it's working.

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Oh, I really wish
Sandy were here.

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All aboard!

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Will this bus take you somewhere

237
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when you've got
nowhere else to go?

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It sure does.

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We make stops in Quittersville,

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Failuretown and Loserburg.

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[screaming]

242
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What in tarnation?

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[screaming]

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What's with all
the monkey business?

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[shrieks]

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[laughing]
Sandy!

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SpongeBob.

248
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What the heck is going on here?

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[thumping]

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Ouch.

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It works! It works!

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Lord Reginald,
are you all right?

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I seem to have ruptured
my pomposity.

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We shall commence
closure of this establishment

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immediately.

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Frankly, I'm beginning
to question

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the economic benefits
of underwater tree domes.

258
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Doesn't make much sense
when you get right down to it.

259
00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,910
I'm sorry, Sandy.

260
00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:09,086
We were trying to keep you
in Bikini Bottom,

261
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but all we did was ruin
your chances to stay.

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I was about to be fired anyway.

263
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Thanks for trying
to help, SpongeBob.

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You, too, Patrick.

265
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That's Mr. Doctor
Professor Patrick.

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Don't push it.

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Sorry.

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We are departing,
Dr. Marmalade.

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My word.
All of this excitement

270
00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:31,587
has drastically reduced
my potassium levels.

271
00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,027
Good gracious.

272
00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,246
Can it be?

273
00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,987
Try it again.

274
00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:46,080
Oh! It is!

275
00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,559
It is!

276
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,083
It's the banana peeler

277
00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:52,564
we have been searching
117 years for.

278
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:56,264
[excited chattering]

279
00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:59,267
Wow, Sandy, they're going
bananas for your nutcracker.

280
00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:00,877
Yeah.

281
00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:02,313
PERCY:
Well, Miss Cheeks,

282
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,750
I must say,

283
00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:07,449
you have exceeded expectations.

284
00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:10,191
It may be the extreme
head trauma I've suffered,

285
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:13,020
but I am going to offer you
a 20-year contract

286
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:15,326
with a substantial pay rise.

287
00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,501
I accept.

288
00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:18,025
BOTH:
Hooray!

289
00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:21,332
I expect great things
out of you, Miss Cheeks.

290
00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:22,856
Great things.

291
00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:25,075
Perhaps you could
put your talents

292
00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:26,990
toward that automatic
poop-throwing machine

293
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:29,079
that's eluded us for so long.

294
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:31,516
Now, now.
One miracle at a time.

295
00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:32,996
ALL:
Good-bye.

296
00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:37,871
Well, the only thing left
is to figure out what to do

297
00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:39,437
with this infernal contraption.

298
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:40,612
My turn!

299
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,614
Whoo-hoo!

300
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,313
[screaming]

301
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,097
All right!

302
00:12:04,485 --> 00:12:06,356
[bell ringing]

303
00:12:06,443 --> 00:12:08,445
Curse this cursed, ghostly fog.

304
00:12:08,532 --> 00:12:10,839
I can barely see
past me own nose.

305
00:12:10,926 --> 00:12:12,188
Argh.

306
00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:14,408
[screams]

307
00:12:16,148 --> 00:12:18,194
[screams]

308
00:12:18,281 --> 00:12:21,850
[grunting]

309
00:12:30,946 --> 00:12:32,730
Me ship.

310
00:12:37,648 --> 00:12:39,346
[dialing phone]

311
00:12:39,433 --> 00:12:41,086
Hello, roadside assistance?

312
00:12:41,173 --> 00:12:42,697
I've got a bit of a flat!

313
00:12:42,784 --> 00:12:46,048
My location
where I'll be staying?

314
00:12:46,135 --> 00:12:48,093
Business or residence?

315
00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:50,400
Residence.

316
00:12:51,836 --> 00:12:53,142
Argh!

317
00:12:53,229 --> 00:12:55,405
The Flying Dutchman!

318
00:12:55,492 --> 00:12:57,364
What are you doing in my house?

319
00:12:57,451 --> 00:12:59,757
I'm stuck here while me ship
is being repaired.

320
00:12:59,844 --> 00:13:02,325
Till then, I'm here to haunt ya!

321
00:13:02,412 --> 00:13:04,109
[laughs maniacally]

322
00:13:04,196 --> 00:13:06,068
[screams]

323
00:13:06,155 --> 00:13:07,548
Squidward! Squidward!

324
00:13:07,635 --> 00:13:08,635
Squidward, help!

325
00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:10,202
Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ooh!

326
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,378
Ow! Oh! Ee! Ee! Ow! Oh!

327
00:13:11,465 --> 00:13:13,684
Squidward, you have to help me!

328
00:13:13,771 --> 00:13:16,121
There's a gh-gh-gh,
a ghost in my house!

329
00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:19,124
SpongeBob, how many times
do I have to tell you

330
00:13:19,211 --> 00:13:24,173
I don't believe in ghosts,
and I never liked you?

331
00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:25,435
Patrick!

332
00:13:25,522 --> 00:13:27,568
Patrick! Patrick! Patrick!

333
00:13:27,655 --> 00:13:29,134
Patrick, you've got to help me!

334
00:13:29,221 --> 00:13:30,832
The Flying Dutch... man.

335
00:13:30,919 --> 00:13:32,964
[Gary crying]

336
00:13:33,051 --> 00:13:34,401
Gary!

337
00:13:34,488 --> 00:13:36,533
[gasps]

338
00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:38,666
Don't you dare
hurt my little Gary!

339
00:13:38,753 --> 00:13:42,104
Aw, I just wanted
to pet the little guy.

340
00:13:42,191 --> 00:13:44,759
There, there, Dutchie's
not gonna hurt you.

341
00:13:44,846 --> 00:13:47,588
I love me a good snail.

342
00:13:50,634 --> 00:13:52,070
[screams]

343
00:13:52,157 --> 00:13:53,550
[meow]

344
00:13:53,637 --> 00:13:54,812
[meow]

345
00:13:54,899 --> 00:13:56,205
Gary!

346
00:13:56,292 --> 00:13:57,467
[Dutchman laughs maniacally]

347
00:13:57,554 --> 00:13:59,208
Nothing better than
giving a good scare!

348
00:13:59,295 --> 00:14:01,210
Argh!

349
00:14:01,297 --> 00:14:05,475
[laughing]

350
00:14:05,562 --> 00:14:07,172
It's okay, Gary.

351
00:14:07,259 --> 00:14:10,524
Don't get too comfortable!

352
00:14:15,442 --> 00:14:17,008
Good night, Gary.

353
00:14:20,838 --> 00:14:22,100
[screams]

354
00:14:22,187 --> 00:14:24,407
[laughs]

355
00:14:26,278 --> 00:14:28,237
[screams]

356
00:14:28,324 --> 00:14:29,934
[laughs]

357
00:14:30,021 --> 00:14:31,762
[laughs nervously]

358
00:14:36,811 --> 00:14:38,203
[sighs]

359
00:14:43,295 --> 00:14:45,167
[sighs]

360
00:14:45,254 --> 00:14:46,516
Hmm?

361
00:14:48,866 --> 00:14:50,390
[sighs]

362
00:15:04,969 --> 00:15:07,145
[laughing evilly]

363
00:15:10,192 --> 00:15:11,454
[screams]

364
00:15:17,634 --> 00:15:19,157
Hmm?

365
00:15:19,244 --> 00:15:22,117
Um, Dutchie, is this
gonna be much longer?

366
00:15:22,204 --> 00:15:23,684
Why aren't you
freaking out, lad?

367
00:15:23,771 --> 00:15:26,208
Well, you've been here a while,

368
00:15:26,295 --> 00:15:28,471
and, uh, I've seen
all your tricks.

369
00:15:28,558 --> 00:15:30,168
What are you trying to say?

370
00:15:30,255 --> 00:15:31,256
Eh.

371
00:15:31,343 --> 00:15:33,345
I know when I'm washed up.

372
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,000
I've been doing
the same material for years.

373
00:15:36,087 --> 00:15:38,089
Scaring is a young man's game.

374
00:15:38,176 --> 00:15:40,048
It's time to give up the ghost.

375
00:15:40,135 --> 00:15:41,266
No pun intended.

376
00:15:41,353 --> 00:15:43,747
Oh, no, no.

377
00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:45,662
I meant that I'm just
used to it, that's all.

378
00:15:45,749 --> 00:15:47,098
Don't lie to me.

379
00:15:47,185 --> 00:15:49,492
You've just got to scare
someone other than me.

380
00:15:49,579 --> 00:15:51,494
Hmm...

381
00:15:53,191 --> 00:15:55,019
Mind if I test it out?

382
00:15:55,106 --> 00:15:56,543
Yeah, this does
feel comfortable.

383
00:15:56,630 --> 00:15:57,761
[bell rings]

384
00:15:57,848 --> 00:15:59,546
Could you excuse me a moment?

385
00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:02,070
[snoring]

386
00:16:02,157 --> 00:16:04,376
[growls]

387
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,901
[mutters]

388
00:16:06,988 --> 00:16:08,293
Grr!

389
00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:10,252
Rah! Rah!

390
00:16:10,339 --> 00:16:12,384
Boo! Rah!

391
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,908
Ah, forget it.

392
00:16:13,995 --> 00:16:15,083
So, what do you think?

393
00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:16,780
[screams]

394
00:16:18,173 --> 00:16:19,479
[growls]

395
00:16:19,566 --> 00:16:21,524
It's official.

396
00:16:21,611 --> 00:16:23,657
I'm not scary anymore.

397
00:16:23,744 --> 00:16:26,181
Just what kind of talk is that?

398
00:16:26,268 --> 00:16:28,531
You're just off your game,
that's all.

399
00:16:28,618 --> 00:16:30,185
Maybe I just need a break.

400
00:16:30,272 --> 00:16:32,100
Take some time off, you know?

401
00:16:32,187 --> 00:16:33,667
Sure, relax a little.

402
00:16:33,754 --> 00:16:36,496
Maybe stay with a friend
for a while.

403
00:16:38,193 --> 00:16:42,502
On a comfy couch in a pineapple.

404
00:16:43,807 --> 00:16:45,809
Just for a little while longer?

405
00:16:47,028 --> 00:16:48,290
Till I get back on me feet?

406
00:16:50,814 --> 00:16:52,163
[glass breaking]

407
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:53,774
Hey, champ, how's it...
[screams]

408
00:16:53,861 --> 00:16:56,167
Turn it up!
Turn the knob up!

409
00:16:56,254 --> 00:16:57,865
Whoo!

410
00:16:57,952 --> 00:16:59,519
Who'd guess we have
so much in common?

411
00:16:59,606 --> 00:17:02,304
You like teddy bears;
I like teddy bears.

412
00:17:02,391 --> 00:17:04,654
You like ponies;
I like ponies.

413
00:17:04,741 --> 00:17:06,917
Is that a wedding ring?

414
00:17:07,004 --> 00:17:08,484
Oh, this?
Oh, it's nothing.

415
00:17:08,571 --> 00:17:09,877
[laughs]

416
00:17:09,964 --> 00:17:12,314
What is going on around here?!

417
00:17:12,401 --> 00:17:15,012
Come on, SpongeBob,
don't be a stick in the mud.

418
00:17:15,099 --> 00:17:16,623
Look out below!

419
00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:18,450
[laughs]

420
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,801
[screams]

421
00:17:20,888 --> 00:17:22,367
How was that?

422
00:17:22,454 --> 00:17:24,239
Even better the third time.

423
00:17:24,326 --> 00:17:25,327
Oh, no.

424
00:17:25,414 --> 00:17:27,851
No, no, no, no, no!

425
00:17:27,938 --> 00:17:31,594
Everyone, get out!

426
00:17:31,681 --> 00:17:34,118
All righty, boys, party's over.

427
00:17:34,205 --> 00:17:35,337
Time to scoot honey.

428
00:17:35,424 --> 00:17:38,035
[burping]

429
00:17:39,368 --> 00:17:42,023
Dutchie, do you want to spend
eternity on this couch?

430
00:17:42,110 --> 00:17:43,198
Well, it is comfy.

431
00:17:43,285 --> 00:17:44,982
Look in the mirror.

432
00:17:45,069 --> 00:17:46,549
You're a ghost
of your former self.

433
00:17:46,636 --> 00:17:48,029
Ah, you're right, SpongeBob.

434
00:17:48,116 --> 00:17:49,247
I'm pathetic.

435
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:51,032
Yes, you are.

436
00:17:51,119 --> 00:17:53,358
But we're going to raise you up
from your squalid condition

437
00:17:53,382 --> 00:17:55,688
through the use of visual aids.

438
00:17:55,776 --> 00:17:57,386
Watch now.

439
00:17:57,473 --> 00:17:59,257
What in barnacles is it?

440
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:02,217
A journey into self-awareness.

441
00:18:11,748 --> 00:18:13,750
[screams]

442
00:18:15,143 --> 00:18:18,102
The power within.
The power within.

443
00:18:18,189 --> 00:18:20,104
[whispering]:
The power within.

444
00:18:20,191 --> 00:18:21,714
[whispering]:
The power within.

445
00:18:21,802 --> 00:18:23,455
The power within.

446
00:18:23,542 --> 00:18:27,372
The power within.
The power within.

447
00:18:27,459 --> 00:18:29,287
The power within.

448
00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:30,898
[echoing]:
The power within.

449
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:33,204
The power within.

450
00:18:34,597 --> 00:18:37,469
The power within!

451
00:18:37,556 --> 00:18:39,820
Yeah!

452
00:18:39,907 --> 00:18:41,517
[sobbing]

453
00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:44,128
That was beautiful.

454
00:18:44,215 --> 00:18:46,652
Now get off of that couch
and into your clothes, Dutchman.

455
00:18:46,739 --> 00:18:49,568
It's time to get serious.

456
00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:54,008
Let's start you off easy.

457
00:18:54,095 --> 00:18:55,812
You think you can take
that old lady down there?

458
00:18:55,836 --> 00:18:57,228
What, are you kidding me?

459
00:18:57,315 --> 00:18:59,491
Scaring her is too easy.

460
00:18:59,578 --> 00:19:01,754
Now that's
the Flying Dutchman I know.

461
00:19:01,842 --> 00:19:03,713
Let's see you put
those words into action.

462
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,498
No problemo, compadre.

463
00:19:07,543 --> 00:19:08,631
[thunder]

464
00:19:08,718 --> 00:19:09,501
[Dutchman screaming]

465
00:19:09,588 --> 00:19:10,938
Yargh!

466
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:12,591
Lonnie, is that you?

467
00:19:12,678 --> 00:19:14,289
What? No!

468
00:19:14,376 --> 00:19:17,292
'Tis I, the ominous
Flying Dutchman!

469
00:19:17,379 --> 00:19:20,208
[screams]

470
00:19:20,295 --> 00:19:24,734
Lonnie, there's this great
new product called toothpaste.

471
00:19:24,821 --> 00:19:27,389
I think you should try it.

472
00:19:32,873 --> 00:19:34,352
Let's hit it!

473
00:19:36,789 --> 00:19:39,357
[straining]

474
00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:40,968
[laughs]

475
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,752
Dude, look at your pecs.

476
00:19:42,839 --> 00:19:44,145
You're phenomenal.

477
00:19:44,232 --> 00:19:45,842
Truly a hard body.

478
00:19:45,929 --> 00:19:47,322
Look at those guns.

479
00:19:47,409 --> 00:19:49,150
[screams]

480
00:19:49,237 --> 00:19:50,586
[gasps]

481
00:19:50,673 --> 00:19:51,848
[chuckles]
Now he's got him.

482
00:19:51,935 --> 00:19:54,372
My latissimus dorsi
has gone flabby.

483
00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:56,200
I've got to get
to a rowing machine.

484
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,377
Ah.

485
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:01,379
It's no use, SpongeBob.

486
00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:04,121
I can't seem to scare anyone.

487
00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:06,776
Maybe people just don't believe
in ghosts anymore.

488
00:20:06,863 --> 00:20:08,604
Wait a minute!

489
00:20:08,691 --> 00:20:11,259
I think you just gave me
the answer to all your problems.

490
00:20:11,346 --> 00:20:12,695
[whispering]

491
00:20:12,782 --> 00:20:13,870
...goblins...
[whispering]

492
00:20:13,957 --> 00:20:16,220
...guilt trip...
[whispering]

493
00:20:18,962 --> 00:20:22,487
[humming]

494
00:20:27,492 --> 00:20:30,321
[humming]

495
00:20:30,408 --> 00:20:33,411
Huh?

496
00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:37,154
Squidward!
Squidward!

497
00:20:37,241 --> 00:20:38,634
What's going on?

498
00:20:38,721 --> 00:20:41,724
Why haven't you called me?

499
00:20:41,811 --> 00:20:43,291
Mother?

500
00:20:43,378 --> 00:20:46,424
Why haven't you
called your mother?

501
00:20:46,511 --> 00:20:48,992
[screams]

502
00:20:49,079 --> 00:20:51,168
Uh, Squiddums loves his mama.

503
00:20:51,255 --> 00:20:54,041
Why don't you call me then?

504
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:59,872
Why don't you call me?
Why don't you call me?

505
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:02,875
[clarinet playing]

506
00:21:06,618 --> 00:21:09,012
I heard you don't
believe in ghosts!

507
00:21:09,099 --> 00:21:10,535
Ghosts?

508
00:21:10,622 --> 00:21:13,060
As in the Flying Dutchman!

509
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:15,410
[laughs maniacally]

510
00:21:15,497 --> 00:21:18,369
[screaming]

511
00:21:18,456 --> 00:21:20,981
There's no such thing as ghosts.

512
00:21:21,068 --> 00:21:22,373
No such things.

513
00:21:22,460 --> 00:21:24,245
No such thing as ghosts?

514
00:21:24,332 --> 00:21:27,030
No such thing as ghosts?!

515
00:21:27,117 --> 00:21:28,510
You don't believe in ghosts?!

516
00:21:34,951 --> 00:21:38,215
[heavy breathing]

517
00:21:38,302 --> 00:21:40,043
SpongeBob?

518
00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:45,222
[laughs maniacally]

519
00:21:45,309 --> 00:21:47,050
Ooh.

520
00:21:47,137 --> 00:21:48,660
Scary.

521
00:21:48,747 --> 00:21:49,879
No!

522
00:21:49,966 --> 00:21:51,054
No!

523
00:21:51,141 --> 00:21:53,274
That's impossible!

524
00:21:53,361 --> 00:21:55,319
Ghosts! Ghosts!

525
00:21:55,406 --> 00:21:57,147
Dutchie, it worked!

526
00:21:57,234 --> 00:21:58,975
You got your scare back.

527
00:21:59,062 --> 00:22:00,759
And me confidence, too.

528
00:22:00,846 --> 00:22:02,631
Now I feel like I could scare

529
00:22:02,718 --> 00:22:04,546
the living criminy
out of anybody!

530
00:22:04,633 --> 00:22:06,330
All thanks to you, my boy.

531
00:22:06,417 --> 00:22:08,419
And maybe your ship
will be repaired soon.

532
00:22:08,506 --> 00:22:11,640
Actually, I have a
confession, SpongeBob.

533
00:22:11,727 --> 00:22:14,034
My ship's been done
for three months now.

534
00:22:14,121 --> 00:22:15,861
Well, it was nice
rooming with ya.

535
00:22:15,948 --> 00:22:17,080
[bell ringing]

536
00:22:17,167 --> 00:22:18,908
Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.

537
00:22:18,995 --> 00:22:21,395
I left you a little something
something for all your trouble.

538
00:22:21,476 --> 00:22:24,000
Now it's high time
for me to ruin more souls.

539
00:22:24,087 --> 00:22:26,785
[laughs maniacally]

540
00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:28,830
[gasps]

541
00:22:28,874 --> 00:22:31,138
[growling]

542
00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:32,791
[SpongeBob laughs]

543
00:22:32,878 --> 00:22:34,097
Good ol' Dutchie.[burps]